User blog:OfficialEspurr/Something Found

"Po?"

"Yes, my Sun?"

"Why did you name me Sun?"

"Because you’re the light of my life?"

"Po?"

"Yes?"

"Stop bullshitting me."

"..."

"Is it a pun?"

"Where would you get THAT idea?"

"You and Ta Zwei are always telling each other ridiculous jokes."

"So? The evidence is inconclusive."

"How about that time I ate an actual sun?"

"You aren’t supposed to remember that, you know."

"Just ‘cause I’m s’posed to doesn’t mean I actually did."

"..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"Well?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"When I found you, you were definitely the light of my life."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"I was a giant flaming ball of gas, of COURSE I was the light of your life. You’d never been that close to anything that bright before."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"And we had to tow you out to a black hole."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"Which sucked."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"Hehe, it literally sucked bits of mass off-OW!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"That was a pun, Po."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"...okay you win."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"So was I named after a stupid pun?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"Well?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"...maybe?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;line-height:20px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-weight:normal;">"That’s as close to a yes as I’m going to get with you. I’ll take it."